Today is a good day to die..or drink a beer

Well crap i havent wriiten in a while..Alot has happened. Well im doing stand up comedy as you may know and, have some gigs set for myself for the new year. The band is back and doing shows and, im in the middle of recordeing my solo project whoremastery's second demo. Speaking of whores the crazy bitch had finally left me alone..and i have been chating with someone new online that i am gonna meet at my next band show next week for the first time.She has already invited me over and, we seem to have alot on common and have been hitting it off well. But hey...im still you pessamistic, I hate everyone, deadskin..and that wont changel. But mabye this year will be better...Its starting off that way and, I feel better about life at the moment.

Hails to you all....

Plagued by wasps

Ok well thier yellow jackets..I thought wasps sounded cooler so you dont think im talking about a coat rack that fell on me at walmart.They are everywhere in my room...flying at me as soon as i walk in my room. These things are from hell. Everyone I kill i picture someone I hate..then smash the fuck out of thier little feebel exo faggot bodies. I fucking hate these thing..I havent sleept in my room in days.

momentary lapseof reason

Dont know what i want to do with this destanation..I dont want to get rid of it..dont want to pour out my contents of my everflowing, leaking... brain!...The train has derailed from it's well known tracks right now..YOUR TICKETS ARE INVALID AND THERE WILL BE NO REFUNDS!!........please exit the car when at full speed!!!!!!!!!!!1111have a nice fucking day!

my journey of the 2005 U.S.A. air guitar championship in L.A.

So...more on my trip....Well i rented a convertible...livin it the fuck up. The compation was insane...They feed me mad beers and, I was wired for the nite. So they recorded me talking. I was pretty trashed so who even knows what I said. There was a red carpet and, everything...mad peeps snapin photos and asking for interviews where I was told i was on the today show earlier this week...but i did'nt get to see it for myself. I did every inter view that asked me...WHY NOT??? So then off to the vip section where the showed us with more alcohol. Then we watched the L.A. compation fisrst...then the winner battle us regionals. Every one I met was so fucking cool...I can't say enough how fucking killer. But I didnt win so ....who cares..the exp. was so worth it. So many people where at this...Over 2000 heads..and this club was mint. The next day i hit up farmers market..tons of food at this out door galleria...then hit up hollywood. Went sight seein till I missed placed my rent a car..and spent 5 hours looking for it...then the next day heading back all hell broke loose when airport security went into terrorist mode over my bulletbelt in my luggage...LAPD had to come down and look at it and, talk with me..didn't help I also had in my bag osama bin ladden and, saddam insane hot sause that I bought...I love collecting hot sauces from when I visit places......so that in a nut shell...I was a star for a while now back to my bleek darkness I call my human train wreck life.

Now what crazy things await in store for me?...as much as I drag you all into my abyss..I must say my life is a fucking rollercoaster of all the good and bad and evil!

just a little hey...what up!

havent had time to write....Beo my phone will be on later...and i didnt do the audition...fuck it! Didnt feel i was ready...oh well...its time for o'l deadskin to have a new game plan. I'll write more...exp. about my trip to hollywood soon.

bye all...for now

PRAISE HAIL SATAN...IM OFF TO L.A.

Thats right punks..I leave in the morning tommorrow for the air guitar championships..Oh man..what is gonna happen to me this time...bahahahaha!

HAPPY B-DAY BEO.....YOU FUCK...I LOVE YOU BRO!616

This is for Beo

YOU MUST HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS..LOL!